SHALL WE CELEBRATE AT THE TAJ? MY TREAT!

Nowpora and Gretabal Bahugund
Purbarama Chandraghat
Gorangatilla and Ganda Basti
Darling, I love it when you get all alliterative!
It makes you all moist!

Shall we move on,
I heard they are planning
Something small but nevertheless nice
At Jarul Racha

Pulwama and Panjipora and Panipat
There you go again!
All alliterative!

Rohtak and Sopore and Barama
Karakagudem and Ningthoukom

Congratulations darling!
It`s our Anniversary!
And welcome to the New Millennium!

We have just died
For the 3000th time to a terrorist action
Just since 1997!
How about that!

But it`s not over yet!
There`s Sansapani and Rakhaldubi
Arai Mila is going to be a hoot!

I am looking forward to making love
To you and being shot at Kathalbari
Then Senapati and Kalyanpur

Hazratbul, the shrine, a holy place
Is always fit to die at, don`t you think?

After that, Nalbari and Kulgam
Ropar and Gossaigaon and Kokrajhar
Sirpure and Benguluru and Saderkoot

Agra – I always wanted us to die in Agra Darling,
Shah Jahan built the Taj for Mumtaz,
It was the least I could do for you, arrange a
Grenade attack at the place!

Anantnag and Muran
Mandideep and Dhubri and Batmaloo
Sibsagar and Thoubal and Tujjar-Zaloura
Rathani Tola and Sopore and Kowai

Congratulations my love!
Together we Have died more number of times than in any
Other country due to terror, except Iraq!
But never mind!
They had help from the world`s Greatest power.

Shall we go to the Taj and have dinner to celebrate?
My treat!